Oatmeal Creme pies

Ingredients

  • 1 3/4 cups + 2 Tbsp all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup quick oats , slightly ground in a food processor*
  • 2 tsp cocoa powder
  • 1 1/2 tsp cornstarch
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 3/4 tsp salt
  • 3/4 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/4 tsp ground ginger
  • 1/2 cup butter , softenend
  • 1/2 cup shortening (unflavored)
  • 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp molasses
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1/8 tsp coconut extract (for a slightly more noticeable coconut flavor – increase to 1/4 tsp)
  • Red and yellow gel food coloring , optional

Marshmallow Buttercream Filling

  • 1/2 cup butter , nearly at room temperature
  • 1/4 cup shortening (unflavored)
  • 1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
  • 7 oz . marshmallow creme

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a mixing bowl, whisk together flour, oats, cocoa powder, cornstarch, baking powder, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg and ginger, set aside. In the bowl of an electric stand mixer fit with the paddle attachment, whip together butter, shortening, sugar and molasses on medium-high speed until pale and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Stir in eggs, mixing until combine after each addition. Mix in vanilla and coconut extract. Slowly add in dry ingredients and mix until well combine. Stir in a bit of food coloring if desired (more yellow than red if using. You won’t need much at all – a little goes a long way). Scoop dough out about 2 Tbsp at a time and shape into balls (or drop on cookie sheet without shaping), transfer to a Silpat lined baking sheet, fitting 9 per sheet. Bake in preheated oven 10 – 12 minutes (cookies should still be soft, not fully set – don’t over bake). Allow to cool several minutes on baking sheet before transferring to wire rack to cool. Cool completely then spread marshmallow buttercream filling along bottom side of one cookie and sandwich to the bottom side of another cookie. Store cookies in an airtight container at room temperature.

  • For the marshmallow buttercream filling: In the bowl of an electric stand mixer fit with paddle attachment, whip butter and shortening on medium-high speed, until pale and fluffy, about 3 – 4 minutes. Add powdered sugar and blend on low speed until combine, then increase speed to medium-high and whip for 1 minutes. Mix in marshmallow creme.

Recipe Notes

  • Pulse the oats until ground to about half their original size. I just used my mini food processor for this and pulsed about 15 times.
  • Recipe Source: Cooking Classy

Laying out the Feild for Men

List of Reasons to Get Married:

Some degree of compaionship
Less likely to contract a sexual disease
Excuse to buy silver and gold as an investment (not really a selling point jewelry (even none gold plated) has poor resale value these days)

List Of Reasons NOT to get married:

Her unresolved daddy issues
Her commitment/abandonment issues
Her happiness not so much mine at all
Her family and their bs, plus mine
Lack of sex
Lack of sleep
Lack of video games
Lack of my own money- that I earn
Lack of respect
Extra dishes
Extra laundry – woman have 3xs more then me
Extra food
Extra unnecessary random choirs
Woman are messy – so extra cleaning
Extra noises in the house when I want to relax
Hallmark channel and other chick flicks
Mind games and manipulation
Clutter from randomly bought appliances still in box, at best used once. (Starts when they are older)
Her career and working “with it”.

Long term solution to temporary problem

Divorce likely – and it will cost me

Kids – and her overcompensating them (spoil)

Estrogen cycles – not entirely exclusive to monthly periods

At some point I will have to get a vasectomy

No dowry from her family in weastern countries.

Going Gay:

Pros:

Companionship, work out buddy, bromance
Plenty of sex
More money (in theory)
Video games more possible
Better tv/movies

No kids -unless otherwise specified yet doubtfull will be specified

Cons:

Round about power struggles
His daddy issues
His commitment issues (could be fun though)
Furniture/curtain shopping as ‘recreation’
Manipulative bs he learned from his mother
His family and their bs plus mine
His career and working “with it”
Too much respect/attention from the left
Occasional/all too often visiting ‘Fag hags’

Possible sexual diseases- some unresolved medical issues because doctors dont want to be labeled “biggot”

Have to come up with “feelings” so we can talk like woman, and try to mimic hetro relationships in some weird twisted hallmark channel way.

Personal loss of self respect/dignity

Staying Single:

Pros.

More of my own money – that I earn and invest how I want to
More video games
More sleep
More sex
More respect
Less laundry
Less dishes
Companionship in friends and people i like

Working on my own career, unrevolved around someone elses

Relaxation time when I want it, loud or as quiet as I want it.

Give my life to God (could be desirable)

Die rich and leave everything I own to my cat and piss everyone off. (Maybe a little something to the niece that I like)

No kids – atleast around me or that I know of

Cons:

My family and their bs (most will die before I do, nieces/nephews not likely to visit – could be a good thing)

Might get old and run out of friends for companionship
(but looking at my generation, not likely)

Possible negative brooding feelings may arise

Occasional sex with prostitutes, and girls named ‘tiffany’

Possible sex disease from girl named ‘tiffany’

Contribute to neo-liberal/illuminati agenda to dismantle family structure, leading to a NWO.

In All Circumstances Men Will:

1. Eventually get sick or die

2. Contribute to NWO agenda in one way or another.

3. Have to be around woman at some point. Tread with caution in fear of lawsuit.

4. Fall in love, and even have fun with it – FOR AWHILE. It will not be a permanent feeling (about 1-2 years in most mature experiences.)

5. Be miserable in one way or another, however single life for life offers less of other peoples added baggage. Easier to settle ones own baggage with self.

6. Realize there is little incentive, for men, to get married to a woman. Society and woman themseleves (not even just feminists) have made that a one sided show… Her show. Sex for a bit, but she will start shutting it down for all kinds of reasons. Then it will feel like a choir

7. ALOT of people will try to make you feel guilty or selfish or even manipulate you some kind of way – about not ever wanting to get married, or advocating against getting married. But they wont be able to give you a proper incentive for it either. You will find its not about you as much as something inside them and their selfishness trying to control you.

A poem

I was shocked , confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven’s door,
not by the beauty of it all,
nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
who made me sputter and gasp–
the thieves, the liars, the sinners,
the alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always thought
was rotting away in hell,
was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, ‘What’s the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here?
God must’ve made a mistake!.’

‘And why is everyone so quiet,
so somber – give me a clue.’
‘Hush, child,’ He said,
‘they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.’

Succubus visitor

I had sex with a succubus once, I was awake for it and I wanted it. I was in my room masturbating when I felt a presence come in. in my heat, I told it to come over. It caressed me all over and felt like I was floating, though I was on my bed. with out even touching my member the spirit made me finish…. at which point I was weirded out and told it to leave, but I had this feeling of knowing it was trying to tell me it wanted to stay because it liked me. we did it several times untill it went it’s own way.

Angelic Visitor?

This happened to me last night, and being spiritual in nature, its worth recording.

Last night I was in my bed. I couldnt sleep because I had this anger over absolutely everything and anything for no reason, which is weird for me as I’m never angry…. but it felt like a calming presence sat beside me. (I even felt the bed sink). And a felt like it either sucked the anger out of me or it pushed something pleasant into me. -I cant rightly say which maybe both at the same time. But I just wasnt angry anymore and became tired. Was it an angel casting out a demon? Who knows. But I feel much better today then yesterday.

COLD MATSONI SOUP WITH HERBS

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Matsoni (Georgian: მაწონი) is a fermented milk product very similar to yogurt. It is smooth and creamy with a mild, slightly tart flavor. Popular in Georgia and throughout the Caucasus region it is rich in mineral content, protein and calcium and renowned for its health giving properties. In this recipe we show how to make a cold ‘soup’ made with matsoni flavored with herbs, garlic and peppers.

Cold Matsoni Soup

Ingredients: 500 grams of matsoni, 1-2 hot green peppers, 50 grams of fresh green coriander, 3-4 cloves of garlic, half a tsp of black pepper, 200 ml of cooled, boiled water, and salt (amount dependent upon personal preference).

Ingredients for cold matsoni soup

Preparation: Finely chop the coriander and green peppers. Add to a mortar with a pinch of salt and a half tsp of black pepper. Crush together with the garlic cloves.

Crushing Garlic and Herbs

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Churchkhela (Georgian:  ჩურჩხელა) is a traditional sausage-shaped candy made by repeatedly dipping a long string of nuts in tatara – a mixture of flour, sugar and Badagi (concentrated fresh grape juice). Georgians usually make Churchkhela in the Autumn when grapes and nuts are harvested. Churchkhela can also be made with dried fruit (such as peach, apple or plum) and pumpkin seeds.

Churchkhela in Market

In this recipe we show how to make churchkhela with walnuts and also with hazelnuts. The quantities of nuts are sufficient to make 4 churchkhelas with walnuts and 4 churchkhelas with hazelnuts.

Ingredients: 50 walnuts, up to 100 hazelnuts, 1.5 liters of badagi (click here for a step-by-step recipe), 300 grams of flour and 3 tbs of sugar. The quantities for badagi, flour and sugar are enough for one coating of the nuts. The nuts will require at least two coatings (see note at the end of the…

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Ajapsandali (Georgian: აჯაფსანდალი) is a Georgian vegetarian dish popular as a family meal.

Ingredients (for 5 servings): 500 grams of potatoes, 600 grams of eggplant (aubergine), 2 large tomatoes, 1 tablespoon of tomato puree, 2 large white onions, 3 green onions, 3 bay leaves, 2 green peppers, 2 red sweet peppers, 3 cloves of garlic, pinch of dry coriander, pinch of red ground pepper, pinch of black ground pepper, a pinch of salt and 50 grams of oil.

Preparation: Remove skin from the tomatoes, peel potatoes and chop all vegetables as shown in the photograph below. Add 3 tablespoons of water to the tomato puree and mix.

Put the chopped potatoes, chopped onion, chopped eggplant and 3 bay leaves into a large pan and then add oil. Putting oil in last helps to ensure coverage.

Cover the pan and cook on a medium heat, stirring several times until the vegetables become soft.

Remove the lid…

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