Suck it up, Stand Straight, Shoulders Back, ATTEN- HUT!! You’ve been drafted into Boot Camp soldier. No more prissy games with your momma. God needs you in this spiritual war, and there is no room for slacking. Were going to mold you into a refined sword, a fierce killer of Satan, and a soldier of the lords army. So you think being christian means we have to be nice to each other, We all sing songs in the woods and drink tea? Were gonna erase that pansy notion from your mind quick fast and in a hurry. Our enemy Is Satan, being Christian is NOT a garden party.